Thursday 25 March 2010
Saturday 20 March 2010
Apologies.
Disaster has struck! Due to a sick child and domestic issues I haven't had time to blog much this week, inc Frisky Friday. It will be back as a bumper edition next week- promise :)
In the meantime, here are some lovely things to (hopefully) amuse you... *kisses*.
Again, finding a UK stockist of these would make me a very happy blogger, if anyone knows of one, please let me know! Thank you. Virtually Adult.
I have heard many a good thing about this clever little thing... am seriously contemplating saving up for one. This could make a certain someone very nervous - or very happy... Mantric Sysil.
In the meantime, here are some lovely things to (hopefully) amuse you... *kisses*.
Again, finding a UK stockist of these would make me a very happy blogger, if anyone knows of one, please let me know! Thank you. Virtually Adult.
I have heard many a good thing about this clever little thing... am seriously contemplating saving up for one. This could make a certain someone very nervous - or very happy... Mantric Sysil.
Anyway... I'll be back, you don't get rid of me that easily ;)
J xx
PS;
I need to share a great blog post I just read... here.
J xx
PS;
I need to share a great blog post I just read... here.
Thursday 18 March 2010
Tuesday 16 March 2010
Friday 12 March 2010
Frisky Friday
Edition 3
A quick round up of news, reviews and generally interesting things I have read over the past week.
Steak & blowjob day.
Sunday is March 14th. Exactly one month after St Valentines Day and in recent years, the day the guys supposedly get their own back; yep, Steak and Blowjob Day.
Now I take issue on the grounds that my fella gets spoiled on Valentines, and indeed every other day too, but all the same I'm not adverse to giving head nor to a nice juicy steak, so I can live with it.
However, this year, rather typically it falls on Mothers Day (in the UK). Not an issue for many reading this but for those of us with kids it's meant to be OUR day off, just for once. What's a girl to do? Never fear, I have the solution! Wake him up with a nice, long blowjob on Sunday morning (it is, after-all, traditional to start Mothers day with breakfast in bed...). Get this bit right and he'll be in such a good mood you'll easily be able to convince him to take you out for a lovely steak dinner, saving yourself the cooking and washing up. Everyone's a winner.
Guess that's my Sunday planned out...
You have to worry about the youth of today; utterly unable to differentiate between prime steak and a Big Mac. Still, you have to admire her multi-tasking abilities, Steak and BJ day taken care of in one go...
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A quick round up of news, reviews and generally interesting things I have read over the past week.
Steak & blowjob day.
Sunday is March 14th. Exactly one month after St Valentines Day and in recent years, the day the guys supposedly get their own back; yep, Steak and Blowjob Day.Now I take issue on the grounds that my fella gets spoiled on Valentines, and indeed every other day too, but all the same I'm not adverse to giving head nor to a nice juicy steak, so I can live with it.
However, this year, rather typically it falls on Mothers Day (in the UK). Not an issue for many reading this but for those of us with kids it's meant to be OUR day off, just for once. What's a girl to do? Never fear, I have the solution! Wake him up with a nice, long blowjob on Sunday morning (it is, after-all, traditional to start Mothers day with breakfast in bed...). Get this bit right and he'll be in such a good mood you'll easily be able to convince him to take you out for a lovely steak dinner, saving yourself the cooking and washing up. Everyone's a winner.
Guess that's my Sunday planned out...
You have to worry about the youth of today; utterly unable to differentiate between prime steak and a Big Mac. Still, you have to admire her multi-tasking abilities, Steak and BJ day taken care of in one go...***
Think once, think twice, think don't shave your pubes while driving!
You couldn't make it up. You would consider it obvious, no? Not Megan Barnes, 37 from Florida. While en route to see her boyfriend, Ms Barnes allowed her ex husband, Charles Judy to steer the car, from the passenger seat while she defuzzed in preparation for the visit. Having rear ended a truck, causing injury to the passengers. They drove off, later swapping seats and claiming Charles Judy had been driving at the time of the crash. Barnes already has a history of driving offenses. Future candidate for the Darwin award perhaps?
Full story here.
JLS = 'Just Love Safe'?
Teen wet dream pop pin-ups JLS are all set to launch their own brand of condoms in partnership with Durex reports The Sun. The aim of the 'Just Love Safe' condoms is supposedly to encourage youngsters to practice safe sex - and I cannot fault that thinking. Naturally though, the cynic in me can't help spotting the obvious publicity stunt. However, if the approach works then that's just fine by me.
It has sparked some controversy though with some people concerned it will only encourage underage sex. When are these people going to realise that underage sex is happening anyway - always has and always will. You can't eradicate it so it is our responsibility as adults to ensure the younger generations are well educated and protected. While I can't help feeling the whole stunt is a little tacky, I guess I have to say good for them. Well done boys.
Full story here.
Right, that's your lot! Short and sweet this week. Till next time... xxx
You couldn't make it up. You would consider it obvious, no? Not Megan Barnes, 37 from Florida. While en route to see her boyfriend, Ms Barnes allowed her ex husband, Charles Judy to steer the car, from the passenger seat while she defuzzed in preparation for the visit. Having rear ended a truck, causing injury to the passengers. They drove off, later swapping seats and claiming Charles Judy had been driving at the time of the crash. Barnes already has a history of driving offenses. Future candidate for the Darwin award perhaps?
Full story here.
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JLS = 'Just Love Safe'?
Teen wet dream pop pin-ups JLS are all set to launch their own brand of condoms in partnership with Durex reports The Sun. The aim of the 'Just Love Safe' condoms is supposedly to encourage youngsters to practice safe sex - and I cannot fault that thinking. Naturally though, the cynic in me can't help spotting the obvious publicity stunt. However, if the approach works then that's just fine by me.
It has sparked some controversy though with some people concerned it will only encourage underage sex. When are these people going to realise that underage sex is happening anyway - always has and always will. You can't eradicate it so it is our responsibility as adults to ensure the younger generations are well educated and protected. While I can't help feeling the whole stunt is a little tacky, I guess I have to say good for them. Well done boys.
Full story here.
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Right, that's your lot! Short and sweet this week. Till next time... xxx
Thursday 11 March 2010
HNT
Lost infidelity,
we never said a word.
So black and white you see,
it's all the lies we've heard.
In my face there's no more joy,
I'm all I should be.
Cracked infidelity,
is all you are to me.
You,
only you, only you.
Only you can't be the one.
You,
only you, only you.
Only you can't be the one.
~
~Skunk Anansie - Infidelity~
we never said a word.
So black and white you see,
it's all the lies we've heard.
In my face there's no more joy,
I'm all I should be.
Cracked infidelity,
is all you are to me.
You,
only you, only you.
Only you can't be the one.
You,
only you, only you.
Only you can't be the one.
~
~Skunk Anansie - Infidelity~
Wednesday 10 March 2010
Sex on a shoe string.
It's old news now - money is tight and we are all having to find ways to make those pennies stretch a little further. That is not to say you have to cut out your naughtier indulgences, it just takes a little bit of shopping-savvy and some imagination. Are you sitting comfortably? Lets shop!
*Ding* First floor, pocket teasers at pocket money prices...
With prices from just £1.99 for the Basic Love Ring vibrating cock ring, or this wonderful, vibrating finger ring (left) for £2.49, you just can't go wrong.
The range also includes a fantastic re-usable bullet, or a powerful vibrating egg, each for under a fiver, the perfect first-time butt plug for merely £5.99 or why not try one of the bumper packs for real value for money? Containg a selection of vibrating cock rings, finger vibrators and bullets, prices from £11.49 to £15.99 with free UK first class delivery.
*Ding* First floor, pocket teasers at pocket money prices...
If it is variety and value you are after you can't go far wrong the Basic range from LoveHoney.
Basic isn't simply, well basic toys. In fact, it is said to stand for,
Basic isn't simply, well basic toys. In fact, it is said to stand for,
"Beginner's All-purpose Sex Instruction Code"
If you ask me it should stand for 'Brilliant, affordable, sexy, ingenious creations.'
With prices from just £1.99 for the Basic Love Ring vibrating cock ring, or this wonderful, vibrating finger ring (left) for £2.49, you just can't go wrong.The range also includes a fantastic re-usable bullet, or a powerful vibrating egg, each for under a fiver, the perfect first-time butt plug for merely £5.99 or why not try one of the bumper packs for real value for money? Containg a selection of vibrating cock rings, finger vibrators and bullets, prices from £11.49 to £15.99 with free UK first class delivery.
Upgrade your toys!
Lusting after a new rabbit vibrator but lacking the £30 price tag? Or perhaps you have a favourite g-spot vibe but long for the amazing clit stimulation that those little bunny ears provide oh, so well? How about customising your existing vibe with a rabbit cock ring such as this Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring? Not only is this far cheaper - you can position it exactly as you want and you have a fun new cock ring to turn the man of your choosing into a walking taking rabbit - if you so wish ;). One word of warning though - do not use a silicone cock ring on a silicon vibe. Silicon doesn't like other silicone. You don't want to end up with a stick, fused mess when reaching for your new creation at a later date.
Marvelous multi-taskers.
Some products are by their very nature extremely versatile, you just need to think outside the box. The Magic Orgasm Cock Ring Set can be used a multitude of ways, stretching your cash further still. Already great value at £8.99 for a set of six, with a little creative thought you can get yet more from them. Not only great as traditional cock rings, how about added one, two, or as many as you like to the length of your existing vibe or dildo for a different feeling? Why not give your lady finger style vibe a little more oomph by adding some new textures to the business end? The brilliant stretchiness of them allows you to use them on a finger to add tickly sensations at any time, or pull them over your larger toys. So many possibilities, and change from a tenner.
Durex play massage 2 in 1 personal lubricant is a favourite multi-tasker of mine. For your money you get a very good sized bottle - it can be used as a water-based lube for vaginal or anal sex, is condom safe, tastes sweet and is great for massages. If you are on a budget you can do far worse.
Making the most of what you have.
If you have a good selection of toys the ideas above may have already got you started. Even if you don't have many, there are always new ways to use what you've got. If you are lucky enough to own a glass dildo, don't forget you can warm them in hot (tap) water or chill in the fridge or a bowl of iced water for some wonderful new sensations. Just remember to test somewhere like your inner arm before putting anywhere too delicate. Always better to be safe than sorry with temperature play.
Remember vibrators can be used to great effect on all areas of the body - for general massage and nipple teasing on both sexes. Why not add another dimension to a blow-job or hand-job by using your favourite toy on him? Experiment and ask him what feels good. Try gently massaging the perineum with a good vibrator like the Tracey Cox Supersex Massager while performing oral as a surprise? This is an especially versatile vibrator so if you are lucky enough to own one, make sure you get the full potential from it.
All kind of everyday things can add some extra spice - a soft scarf to tie the wrists, ice cubes to trease and torment, silky underwear or stockings can be put to very good use during a hand-job if your man likes the feel of them - especially if he's just peeled them off you.
Bondage on a budget.
One of my favourite budget buys, for both value and versatility has always been bondage tape. Available in a range of colours to suit all tastes, this stuff can do almost anything! Use it to bind your partner - it only sticks to itself not to clothes or hair (ouch!) and you can unroll exactly as much as you need. Used carefully enough you can even in theory re-use it. Use it as a blindfold - a gag (be extremely careful that the person can breathe with this though) you can even wrap it creatively to make your own super shiny fetish outfit. A friend used to use to under normal cuffs to reduce chafing. So useful and fun. Try the Tracey Cox Bondage Tape Double Pack - two rolls (120 ft in total) plus instructions and tips for £7.99.
These are just a few ideas to start with. have fun thinking up more and making saving sexy.
Some products are by their very nature extremely versatile, you just need to think outside the box. The Magic Orgasm Cock Ring Set can be used a multitude of ways, stretching your cash further still. Already great value at £8.99 for a set of six, with a little creative thought you can get yet more from them. Not only great as traditional cock rings, how about added one, two, or as many as you like to the length of your existing vibe or dildo for a different feeling? Why not give your lady finger style vibe a little more oomph by adding some new textures to the business end? The brilliant stretchiness of them allows you to use them on a finger to add tickly sensations at any time, or pull them over your larger toys. So many possibilities, and change from a tenner.
Durex play massage 2 in 1 personal lubricant is a favourite multi-tasker of mine. For your money you get a very good sized bottle - it can be used as a water-based lube for vaginal or anal sex, is condom safe, tastes sweet and is great for massages. If you are on a budget you can do far worse.
Making the most of what you have.
If you have a good selection of toys the ideas above may have already got you started. Even if you don't have many, there are always new ways to use what you've got. If you are lucky enough to own a glass dildo, don't forget you can warm them in hot (tap) water or chill in the fridge or a bowl of iced water for some wonderful new sensations. Just remember to test somewhere like your inner arm before putting anywhere too delicate. Always better to be safe than sorry with temperature play.
Remember vibrators can be used to great effect on all areas of the body - for general massage and nipple teasing on both sexes. Why not add another dimension to a blow-job or hand-job by using your favourite toy on him? Experiment and ask him what feels good. Try gently massaging the perineum with a good vibrator like the Tracey Cox Supersex Massager while performing oral as a surprise? This is an especially versatile vibrator so if you are lucky enough to own one, make sure you get the full potential from it.
All kind of everyday things can add some extra spice - a soft scarf to tie the wrists, ice cubes to trease and torment, silky underwear or stockings can be put to very good use during a hand-job if your man likes the feel of them - especially if he's just peeled them off you.
Bondage on a budget.One of my favourite budget buys, for both value and versatility has always been bondage tape. Available in a range of colours to suit all tastes, this stuff can do almost anything! Use it to bind your partner - it only sticks to itself not to clothes or hair (ouch!) and you can unroll exactly as much as you need. Used carefully enough you can even in theory re-use it. Use it as a blindfold - a gag (be extremely careful that the person can breathe with this though) you can even wrap it creatively to make your own super shiny fetish outfit. A friend used to use to under normal cuffs to reduce chafing. So useful and fun. Try the Tracey Cox Bondage Tape Double Pack - two rolls (120 ft in total) plus instructions and tips for £7.99.
These are just a few ideas to start with. have fun thinking up more and making saving sexy.
Monday 8 March 2010
Monday morning, 5:19
Well in all honesty it was more like 06:19, but in honour of the song title I have used a little creative licence.
Laying on my front, in my bed alone. He's left for work but I need him now. Knees a little apart, arse lifted in the air as my fingers glide down my stomach and over my plump smooth pussy lips; just a little squeeze there... mmm.
A memory stirs. His hands gripping my hips, thick cock buried deep in my arse, his balls grinding against my cunt. Fingers squeeze harder now, one slipping between the folds into warm wetness, sliding over my swollen clit. Oh god, I want him.
My fingers trace slow, languid circles around that sensitive nub, just barely touching it. Disjointed thoughts and images fill my head; the sting of leather meeting soft skin, his hand resting gently on my throat, him whispering in my ear...
I see him laying before me, hands tied over his head. I have one hand, slippery with lube working his cock; teasingly, tormentingly slow as a slide it down to his balls, back up, gripping the head as my thumb flicks over it. The other hand, working a finger in and out of his tight arse, then two fingers. He's close, I stop and just softly squeeze his cock. Not yet....
Two fingers push hard in and out of my dripping pussy - thumb slipping over my clit, back and forth.
I see myself straddling him. Tip of his cock just inside me, making him wait before sliding down it's length, agonisingly slowly till I reach his balls. Then I sit there, cunt stretched round his hard cock, grinding my hips, my clit rubbing against him. My pussy starting to grip him harder, so close... so close.
In my bed, fingers are frantic now, I'm there, just at that point, where I can't go any higher without crashing. I use all my willpower to stop a moment, Just breathe. make it last, make it better. Breathe deep, just a little touch, one stroke, two. There it is again, that precipice. No. I want to hold it here a moment, make this feeling last. Feels so good, aches so bad; so amazing I never want it to end, but also needing desperately to let it go. So much tension now. Nerve endings on fire.
I see him again. Still on his back, eyes closed, lost. Me fucking him with my strap on, my hand pumping his cock in time with my strokes... his head thrown back, every muscle tensed as he cries my name, ropes of cum landing all over his belly and chest...
I've lost all control now - roughly pinching, pulling my clit, rubbing furiously as I gasp and cry out into the pillow My cunt spasms hard, juices flow freely down my thighs My legs shake, I whisper his name. Body trembling as I collapse onto my front, hand still trapped beneath me, between my pussy lips
I ache for his arms to hold me right now.
I sleep... and I dream.
Laying on my front, in my bed alone. He's left for work but I need him now. Knees a little apart, arse lifted in the air as my fingers glide down my stomach and over my plump smooth pussy lips; just a little squeeze there... mmm.
A memory stirs. His hands gripping my hips, thick cock buried deep in my arse, his balls grinding against my cunt. Fingers squeeze harder now, one slipping between the folds into warm wetness, sliding over my swollen clit. Oh god, I want him.
My fingers trace slow, languid circles around that sensitive nub, just barely touching it. Disjointed thoughts and images fill my head; the sting of leather meeting soft skin, his hand resting gently on my throat, him whispering in my ear...
"Cum, cum like the slut you are"I'm lost to my thoughts now, fingers circling faster, pinching tighter. Hips rocking back and forth, nipples grazing the sheet below. I slide a finger inside, my cunt squeezing it tightly. Fingers soaked now, breathing fast, gasping.
I see him laying before me, hands tied over his head. I have one hand, slippery with lube working his cock; teasingly, tormentingly slow as a slide it down to his balls, back up, gripping the head as my thumb flicks over it. The other hand, working a finger in and out of his tight arse, then two fingers. He's close, I stop and just softly squeeze his cock. Not yet....
Two fingers push hard in and out of my dripping pussy - thumb slipping over my clit, back and forth.
I see myself straddling him. Tip of his cock just inside me, making him wait before sliding down it's length, agonisingly slowly till I reach his balls. Then I sit there, cunt stretched round his hard cock, grinding my hips, my clit rubbing against him. My pussy starting to grip him harder, so close... so close.
In my bed, fingers are frantic now, I'm there, just at that point, where I can't go any higher without crashing. I use all my willpower to stop a moment, Just breathe. make it last, make it better. Breathe deep, just a little touch, one stroke, two. There it is again, that precipice. No. I want to hold it here a moment, make this feeling last. Feels so good, aches so bad; so amazing I never want it to end, but also needing desperately to let it go. So much tension now. Nerve endings on fire.
I see him again. Still on his back, eyes closed, lost. Me fucking him with my strap on, my hand pumping his cock in time with my strokes... his head thrown back, every muscle tensed as he cries my name, ropes of cum landing all over his belly and chest...
I've lost all control now - roughly pinching, pulling my clit, rubbing furiously as I gasp and cry out into the pillow My cunt spasms hard, juices flow freely down my thighs My legs shake, I whisper his name. Body trembling as I collapse onto my front, hand still trapped beneath me, between my pussy lips
I ache for his arms to hold me right now.
I sleep... and I dream.
Friday 5 March 2010
Frisky Friday
Edition 2
A quick round up of news, reviews and generally interesting things I have read over the past week.
Arsing around - a five thousand bum salute!
Surely a sight to behold - 5,200 bare bottoms cavorting in front of the Sydney Opera House in the morning sunshine, and all in the name of art. 43 year old photographic artist, Spencer Tunick called for 5000 volunteers willing to pose nude in various poses and embraces. They arrived before sunrise, queueing from the Opera House forecourt round to the Museum of Contemporary Art to be a part of the event.
A quick round up of news, reviews and generally interesting things I have read over the past week.
Arsing around - a five thousand bum salute!
Surely a sight to behold - 5,200 bare bottoms cavorting in front of the Sydney Opera House in the morning sunshine, and all in the name of art. 43 year old photographic artist, Spencer Tunick called for 5000 volunteers willing to pose nude in various poses and embraces. They arrived before sunrise, queueing from the Opera House forecourt round to the Museum of Contemporary Art to be a part of the event.It was difficult to get the straight participants to embrace the gay participants and vice versa. So I was very happy that that last set up finally got done and everyone came together (in a) united, friendly kiss, a loving kiss in front of this great structure. - Specncer Tunick.
More information and a video report (NSFW) can be found here.
Photo courtesy of the Australian Daily Telegraph. Image gallery can be found here.
Photo courtesy of the Australian Daily Telegraph. Image gallery can be found here.
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Daily Wail in uproar over 'sex dungeon' in sleepy village.
(On the first floor of a semi - detached no less! Oh my goodness!)
*Warning; this article contains opinions and views of a closed-minded variety - those sensitive to these matters will need to get their indignant faces at the ready. Jennifer's Closet does not endorse or condone such ignorance. /cheekydisclaimage.
Residents of sleepy Lee Mill, Devon alerted police to the four bed semi on account of unusual behaviour and strange noises emanating from the property. On arrival, police were stunned to discover a fully equipped sex dungeon.
(On the first floor of a semi - detached no less! Oh my goodness!)
*Warning; this article contains opinions and views of a closed-minded variety - those sensitive to these matters will need to get their indignant faces at the ready. Jennifer's Closet does not endorse or condone such ignorance. /cheekydisclaimage.
Residents of sleepy Lee Mill, Devon alerted police to the four bed semi on account of unusual behaviour and strange noises emanating from the property. On arrival, police were stunned to discover a fully equipped sex dungeon.
We were surprised to uncover this to say the very least. Upon searching the house we found a room set up as a dungeon.'It's fair to say we were not expecting to find a masochistic dungeon in sleepy Lee Mill. You don't expect to find this sort of thing anywhere ~ Detective Sergeant Stuart Gilroy
...erm, why not? As they say, it takes all sorts. You'd be surprised what you can find in any given town - even in the strange town I live in.
Now, I have seen reports that they confiscated two potentially illegal cattle prods (mixed info on this) - if so, fair cop, law is law, and obviously if sex/solicitation took place there is a cause for charges to be bought there. However, and correct me if I am wrong, but since when has a BDSM dungeon been illegal? Is this even a police matter, really?
Naturally, this 'news'paper - and believe me when I say I use that term loosely - isn't the most reliable source for information so I'll leave any further speculation on the facts and legalities for another time. What has really got my goat here are the attitudes of all those people quoted.
Such as:
'I've seen traffic jams caused by people trying to go there. It's disgusting. We just want them out and have a nice family move in.'
Excuse me? I am a mother of two - very involved with the local school due to my eldest disability. I am well educated, law abiding and respectful. While I may not be running my own establishment of this kind, I'm certainly open to the whole scene. Who is this ill-informed, ignoramus to pass judgement on how 'nice' a person is based on sexuality? True enough, I accept they really should have been more careful and discrete for the sake of all involved, but the attitude still disturbs me.
I agree wholeheartedly that we are all different - and that's how it should be. I fully expect tolerance to go both ways - including tolerance of the more vanilla types, not just their tolerance of us. It can be very hard to keep your cool though when sheer ignorance within the general public allows attitudes which are so intolerant to be so widely accepted and acceptable.
Still - some of the article ain't half funny! lookout for the fella who turned up for his appointment during the raid. Hehehe...
Read more here
I agree wholeheartedly that we are all different - and that's how it should be. I fully expect tolerance to go both ways - including tolerance of the more vanilla types, not just their tolerance of us. It can be very hard to keep your cool though when sheer ignorance within the general public allows attitudes which are so intolerant to be so widely accepted and acceptable.
Still - some of the article ain't half funny! lookout for the fella who turned up for his appointment during the raid. Hehehe...
Read more here
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Police action over naked snow-woman.
More nosy-prude neighbours alert! Oh, how I would love to live in one of these places where police have nothing better to do than pander to the prudish twitching curtains brigade. A family who carved an impressive copy of the Venus De Milo from snow in their garden have been asked by police to cover her up after receiving an anonymous complaint from a neighbour. What I find amusing is how the complaint backfired - not only can the neighbours concerned and their visitors see the risque snow-woman, now thanks to news coverage caused by their interference, the whole world is seeing it. That'll learn 'em!
Full story here.
That's all folks!
J x
More nosy-prude neighbours alert! Oh, how I would love to live in one of these places where police have nothing better to do than pander to the prudish twitching curtains brigade. A family who carved an impressive copy of the Venus De Milo from snow in their garden have been asked by police to cover her up after receiving an anonymous complaint from a neighbour. What I find amusing is how the complaint backfired - not only can the neighbours concerned and their visitors see the risque snow-woman, now thanks to news coverage caused by their interference, the whole world is seeing it. That'll learn 'em!Full story here.
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That's all folks!
J x
Thursday 4 March 2010
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