Thursday 23 February 2012

Review - TAOI Pure Vibes Intimate Massager

The TAIO Pure Vibes Intimate Massager is a discreet, disposable vibrator.  About 3 inches in size and with it's innocent orchid-like appearance it is designed to be the idea handbag toy.   It is 'single use' as in you cannot replace the batteries, however it can be switched on/off so may last a few sessions.  The packaging gives the battery life as around 45 minutes.

It is made from medical grade silicone so is body safe and very smooth to the touch.  Generally you wouldn't use a silicone lube with a silicone toy, but if you were only using this once I doubt that would matter so much.

To use, pull the plastic tab to remove the plastic which preserves the batteries and twist the stem of the flower.  In theory.  My one did nothing, I must have been unlucky as I got one with a bad connection.  Removing the flower cover and jiggling it around got it going though.  Goonies never say die!

The vibes are strongest in the center, over the raised nub, spreading out from there to the soft petals.  It's well shaped to sit over your clitoris while the petals tickle the labia; and therein lies my problem with it.  It tickles.  That is all, for me.  I gave it a go on two occasions and got nowhere fast with it.  I'll put my hands up and say though that it's just my way.  I don't get on too well with very fast, high frequency vibrations.  I like the deeper ones.  It is an issue I have with a lot of bullet vibes too, too fast, buzzy, 'angry-waspy' for me.   The shape is very good though and if you usually like bullets or those little finger ring vibrators then I think you'll love this.  It's a bit noisy though, not particularly loud but a very distinctive high pitched buzz.  Like an angry wasp.  On speed.

Overall, this is good product for what it is.  It is cute, girly, discreet (if a little noisy) and the shape has function as well as form.  The vibrations are not my favourite, but it does what small vibrators do.  I also have an inkling that I could slip the flower head over the tip of the bullet I do like and go that way.  I think the RRP of £17.99 is a bit steep, especially as it is disposable, but I believe you can currently pick it up for about £10 at sextoys.co.uk at the moment.

Wednesday 22 February 2012

It's time to play the music...

It's time to light the lights...

A follow on from Sunday's post.  Perhaps it's time to get him his own, mine struggle to contain him...


Sunday 19 February 2012

Sinful Sunday: It aint easy bein' green...




Saw 'The Muppets' today.  Husband thought his Kermit boxers to be appropriate.  I however, had other ideas...



Sinful Sunday